misc.

Dec. 23rd, 2012 11:24 pm
deplore: (шесть)
"the natural progression of things"
fandom: exo - taoris
rating: pg
length: ~800w
for the prompt "tao outgrowing kris but kris still trying to hang on"

theirs is a relationship formed with a careful balance: Tao needs somebody to rely on, and Kris needs somebody to need him. )

"winter is a time for comfort"
fandom: exo - taoris
rating: pg
length: ~950w
the other one was sad so i wrote something not sad to bring balance!

Winter is a season for sharing things that aren’t normally shared, like secrets and blankets, or scarves and dreams. )

"milk tea, peppermint mochas"
fandom: exo - xinglu
rating: pg
length: ~750
this, along with the next three, are things i wrote in celebration of being over with finals!! i wrote them instead of studying for my last final!! so at least if i failed that final i hopefully brought happiness to somebody.... Q___Q all of them have been edited from the original slightly, mostly to get rid of the awkwardness that comes with first drafts haha. this one is for the prompt xinglu coffee shop au.

both of them know that Lu Han has already ordered, as always, a cup of milk tea - but he’ll end up drinking all of Yixing’s coffee anyway. )

"compare/contrast"
fandom: exo - sekai
rating: pg
length: ~750

Jongin likes Sehun because there is just the right amount of similarities and dissimilarities between them.  )

"catch me"
fandom: exo - krisbaek
rating: pg
length: ~950
prompt: airport fancam of kris readjusting baekhyun's beanie.

Baekhyun thinks that he first falls in love in the airport as Exo returns to Seoul from Thailand. )

"the first page of a long book"
fandom: exo - baektao
rating: pg
length: ~750
prompt: first meeting

The first time they meet, Zitao greets Baekhyun with a ninety degree bow and stays in that position for almost ten seconds. Baekhyun knows because he keeps track in his head,  )
deplore: (четыре)
after the cherry blossoms fall )
fandom: Exo - Taoris
rating: PG-13
length: ~6600
description: Sequel to Notice Me This Year. Kris Wu is the most popular guy in high school. He definitely does not watch bad television dramas because he enjoys them. And it's not as if he's never been on a date, or had a first kiss, or understands how to deal with having a crush on his underclassman Huang Zitao, or how to handle  talking to other people in general. Nope, he's definitely just as cool as all the girls say he is. Definitely.
author's notes: i'm sorry for everything and i promise the next thing i write for exo will not be a travesty like this. like with "notice me this year," please do not take anything in this seriously :')
also, the title has nothing to do with the fic, but it's a play off that stereotypical shojo manga scene where the characters stand there and there are flower petals blowing dramatically around. even back in my manga reading days i could never take that seriously...

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Nov. 22nd, 2012 01:10 am
deplore: (три)
notice me this year )
fandom: EXO, Taoris
rating: PG-13
length: ~5000
description: Zitao has an unfortunate crush on the most desirable guy at school, Kris Wu. He also hangs out with these losers, Lu Han, Byun Baekhyun, and Oh Sehun. All-in-all, it is a practice in daily embarrassment and masochism.
author's notes: Originally written for seoulfulness for the prompt "shoujo manga!au; kris seems to be perpetually surrounded by sparkles, even when he's sweaty and gross after being awesome at basketball. it's getting rather distracting. kris-sempai will never notice you. (◡︿◡✿)" - here. please do not take anything in this fic seriously haha :') 

misc.

Nov. 9th, 2012 12:06 am
deplore: (шесть)
i hate camera )
fandom: exo, suho-centric, kaibaek
length: ~2,000
written for [livejournal.com profile] seoulfulness, originally posted here, this has minor edits.


various meme things )
fandoms: exo (taoris), infinite (myungyeol), super junior (minwook)
various things i did anon. please don't take them seriously haha. two were originally posted here for a 15 minute challenge and idek where the third one is originally but i remember anons linking to a yahooanswers about a guy having a crisis in which he discovered his girlfriend was his boyfriend and the other person thought he was a girl. so anons suggested minwook for the situation and i was like lol ok and took it too seriously



nice legs, daisy dukes )
the only necessary information about this is that in my gdrive it's titled "haha BUTTS" and it's about chen (and xiumin by proxy) on tumblr :3
(prompt: Chen/Xiumin/Tao. "The two of them running the Official Korean Fanclub for Tao's Butt and Thighs.")