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2013-01-04 10:21 pm

breathe out

breathe out )
fandom: Infinite, Sunggyu-centric (the woogyu is mostly a lie)
length: ~5,250w
rating: PG
summary: For rather silly and petty reasons, Sunggyu takes pilates lessons. Twelve weeks of humiliation, eating like a sad bunny rabbit, and physical agony ensue. This fic also contains the line, “Sunggyu hyung, you have a serious hateboner for Nam Woohyun. Did you know that?”
notes: the reason i wrote this - my friend convinced me to start going to our college’s free weekly pilates lessons in the middle of fall semester. every time i show up, it’s just.... “why... am i here again....... (;▽;)”. this fic is a reflection of that agony, but is definitely not a dig against pilates itself, bc i actually do enjoy it, just not the crippling soreness in the morning afterwards Q___Q
please don’t take anything in this fic seriously hahaha it’s just 5k of me being silly and pointless
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2012-12-23 11:43 pm

misc.

"to share & to love"
fandom: exo - chen/kai
rating: pg
length: ~2000
prompt: “Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.”— Bernard Meltzer
the first fic i have ever written chen or kai in aka 2000 words of me going "who r u 2" "i wrote jongdae instead of jongin again sigh" "i wrote jongin instead of jongdae again 6___9" "i wrote jongin instead of jongin ag - oh wait no that's right"

Jongin doesn’t really expect Jongdae to keep his word but every time he comes back from China from then on out, Jongdae comes back with a different present in tow.  )

"the past and the present (night and day)"
fandom: infinite - hoya/dongwoo (side hoya/sunggyu)
rating: pg-13
length: ~1500
prompt: "hoya/dongwoo. a night of sharing where they talks about their past relationships"
proving i am literally incapable of writing infinite fic without inserting my favorite hipster ship in every time. i tried writing in a different style but i don't know that it was particularly effective...

The first girl that Dongwoo fell in love with, he tells Hoya, was without a doubt the most beautiful person that he has ever known.  )
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2012-12-12 09:29 pm

assorted meme fics/abandoned fics

infinite: woogyu hatesex.
length: ~1800
rated r for obvious reasons
hahaha wow i still can't believe i wrote this /o\ originally written for meme sometime last month.

by the time that Woohyun corners Sunggyu against a wall, his resentment has already been smouldering for far too long. )

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minseok is a nice guy
exo: minseok, lu han
length: ~900
rated: pg.
this was back when we didn't know anything about exo and i didn't really write fanfiction, aka A REALLY LONG TIME AGO. i'm 99.9% sure this will never go anywhere, so i abandoned it :')

There’s a pause; Lu Han frowns slightly, his brow furrowed in thought - “So let’s say, theoretically, there was... I don’t know. A pink elephant outside that you happened to be distracted by.” )

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2012-11-30 01:21 am

various winter-inspired shortfics.

fandom: Boyfriend - Donghyun, Youngmin, Kwangmin
length: ~650
rating: PG
description: Kwangmin and Youngmin huddle in front of a space heater, and Donghyun thinks to himself that there is more to their relationship than people can possibly understand.

People often say that their twins are awkward with each other, but Donghyun is not one of them. He thinks that they simply speak to each other in ways that people cannot easily understand. )


fandom: Exo - Baekyeol
length: ~850
rating: PG
description: Chanyeol's hands are cold and Baekhyun's are warm, but Baekhyun lets him hold them together anyway, even though he is not in love.

“The first day it snows, and of course I get caught outside without a winter coat,” Chanyeol says, attempting to crack a joke while he shivers in his lightweight jacket. )


fandom: Infinite - Woohyun
length: ~350
rating: PG
description: When the weather turns cold, Woohyun spends more and more time in the kitchen and finds happiness at the dinner table.

“Winter is a time to feed your body and your soul,” his grandmother once told him, and cooking does feed his soul. )


author's notes: it snowed recently, so i wrote about winter. but honestly, none of these are actually about winter...?  i like the first and third but in the second i got confused about where it was going (haha...ha) because i didn't want to write a typical unrequited-love-for-your-best-friend fic. the third one is fairly personal, but in a vague way. i think maybe some people will know what i mean when i say that, but not everybody, and that's okay! i'm of the opinion that when it comes to writing, people should take things for what they think they are and not worry about what they think the writer wants them to take things for. 

also, i really don't know much about boyfriend but i wish i knew more bc i have been jamming out to janus for the last week. the first is my gut reaction to what i do know about them. this is one of the few things i wrote on paper originally.

even though these are short, i hope they are enjoyable. also, allow me to not-so-subtly advertise this post i made asking for prompts (¬‿¬)
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2012-11-26 11:55 pm
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midheaven )
fandom: Infinite - OT7
rating: PG-13
length: ~11,000
description: astronaut au. Seven young astronauts in training are given the honor of becoming the first crew of the Infinite, a spacecraft that will revolutionize space exploration. In exchange, they will sacrifice their futures.
author's notes: i'm so sorry to any physics/astronomy people who read this seriously, i made so much stuff up :( and i barely remember how special relativity works so i cannot really account for accuracy. writing this was an exercise in me figuring out which members i know well enough to write about (haha) so if you're wondering, "why does ___ not get that much presence??" it's.... bc i didn't really know what i was doing when i wrote them :( but anyway, i hope it is enjoyable despite its flaws!! it's the longest one-shot i've ever written. i was seriously like ⊙▽⊙ when i realized i would need two posts for the whole thing.
re: my on-going ot7 infinite fic - it's coming along. i do best when i have a lot of different things to work on simultaneously, so i always have something that i have some inspiration to work on. it just happens that this one was finished first.
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2012-11-14 09:15 am
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ship of theseus

It makes him feel a bit wretched, but he knows that he must suffer what he has to, a and he resolves that he must, at the very least, protect the people that he cares about, even if that means giving up his dreams. )


Ship of Theseus
You can replace any individual part of a ship, and it is still the same ship.
So, you can replace them all, one at a time, and it is still the same ship.
However, you can also take all the original parts and assemble them into a ship.
That, too, is the same ship that you began with.




destruction resolution | ship of theseus | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
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2012-11-14 09:08 am

destruction resolution

In the year 21XX, the world suddenly shifts, and the lines of reality blur. The effects are subtle, but devastating. )

Destruction Resolution:
Any paradox would cause the destruction of the part of time-space affected by the paradox.
For example, if you travel back to kill your grandfather, you yourself will disappear.
History erases all traces of your existence, and the death would be caused by another reason.
Therefore, from the historical viewpoint, the paradox never occurs.



destruction resolution | ship of theseus | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
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2012-11-09 12:06 am

misc.

i hate camera )
fandom: exo, suho-centric, kaibaek
length: ~2,000
written for [livejournal.com profile] seoulfulness, originally posted here, this has minor edits.


various meme things )
fandoms: exo (taoris), infinite (myungyeol), super junior (minwook)
various things i did anon. please don't take them seriously haha. two were originally posted here for a 15 minute challenge and idek where the third one is originally but i remember anons linking to a yahooanswers about a guy having a crisis in which he discovered his girlfriend was his boyfriend and the other person thought he was a girl. so anons suggested minwook for the situation and i was like lol ok and took it too seriously



nice legs, daisy dukes )
the only necessary information about this is that in my gdrive it's titled "haha BUTTS" and it's about chen (and xiumin by proxy) on tumblr :3
(prompt: Chen/Xiumin/Tao. "The two of them running the Official Korean Fanclub for Tao's Butt and Thighs.")
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2012-10-19 11:36 pm

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limerence )
fandom: Infinite
rating: R18, for sexual content
length: ~3500
description: Hoya/Sunggyu. Hoya and Sunggyu exchange casual handjobs until it's not so casual anymore, and their relationship all but collapses in on itself because neither of them are willing to give in to themselves.
author's notes: some of my wip notes while I was writing this: "HOW DO I WRITE HOYA" "ugh wat m i doin" "me muero" "how many ways can i describe a handjob god i should have had them giving each other bjs too" "no but seriously HOW DO I WRITE HOYA this fic is getting real dumb cause I DUNNO WHO YOU ARE"
Next time I'll write about Hoya being a megadork and wanting to be called Hobaby or Sunggyu being a whiny butt in bed instead of this soap opera bs, ok, I promise it :')
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2012-10-19 11:36 pm

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limerence )
fandom: Infinite
rating: R18, for sexual content
length: ~3500
description: Hoya/Sunggyu. Hoya and Sunggyu exchange casual handjobs until it's not so casual anymore, and their relationship all but collapses in on itself because neither of them are willing to give in to themselves.
author's notes: some of my wip notes while I was writing this: "HOW DO I WRITE HOYA" "ugh wat m i doin" "me muero" "how many ways can i describe a handjob god i should have had them giving each other bjs too" "no but seriously HOW DO I WRITE HOYA this fic is getting real dumb cause I DUNNO WHO YOU ARE"
Next time I'll write about Hoya being a megadork and wanting to be called Hobaby or Sunggyu being a whiny butt in bed instead of this soap opera bs, ok, I promise it :')
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2012-10-19 11:01 pm

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give a little, get a lot. )
fandom: Infinite
length: ~950
rating: R18 for sex.
description: Written for [livejournal.com profile] seoulfulness.[personal profile] seoulfulness Prompt, “sunggyu tops from the bottom, using hoya's body for his own pleasure." Originally posted here; this version is slightly (inconsequentially) edited, mostly to fix up some awkward wording here & there. As I mentioned there it has been actual countable years since I wrote porn... and then I started writing lots of porn and all of it was worse than this, heh.
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2012-10-19 11:01 pm

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give a little, get a lot. )
fandom: Infinite
length: ~950
rating: R18 for sex.
description: Written for [livejournal.com profile] seoulfulness.[personal profile] seoulfulness Prompt, “sunggyu tops from the bottom, using hoya's body for his own pleasure." Originally posted here; this version is slightly (inconsequentially) edited, mostly to fix up some awkward wording here & there. As I mentioned there it has been actual countable years since I wrote porn... and then I started writing lots of porn and all of it was worse than this, heh.